She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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