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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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