we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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