Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Pooping to opera.
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