i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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