Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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