He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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