5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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