Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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