do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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