so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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