So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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