He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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