Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i was born a porn star she said
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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