dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
