You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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