Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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