He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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