Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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