his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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