Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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