I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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