I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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