I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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