I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
