Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I would fuck him just for his dog
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