we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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