And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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