you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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