Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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