i don't like sucking hair
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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