Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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