is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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