i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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