I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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