I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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