Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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