I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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