There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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