i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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