My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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