just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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