normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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