so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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