Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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