also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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