I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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