In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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