You're completely useless in the revolution.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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