dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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