I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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