I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
its not stalking. its research.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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