No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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